I'm in Texas! It's hot because it's Texas. It's hotter because I'm here now awwwwww yeeeeeeeeeah
POINTS OF INTEREST SO FAR:
- -People at IHOP have no idea how the fuck to get an order right
- -I am never playing the game of Life again. Ever.
- -It's... it's really hot you guys
- -Seriously
- -oh my god